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mercuriesrising: kirbyrightbackatya: night-creeping-rascal: kankristhighhighs: In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.  #some people are destined for greatness its always the math teacher who tells you you cant Yes good.
gatheringbones: cyprith: d0z0: the-tabularium: justalittlelaugh: tribalvoices: s-un-rise: wait omg this is amazing  wait what does this symbol stand for :$ ^what the hell has been going on in your childhood SWEET SKIES ABOVE If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy. Oh, it’s even smeared./Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.   I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE? IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG


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obliviate-orchideous: hitlervevo: teenytigress: DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES Am I the only person that finds this boy cuter than the duck?


broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

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zucchinis: wake up disney


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